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When I first saw Friends, I was just 4 years old. It’s an easy show to watch that provides so much fun, and I can’t believe I’m still a fan. It’s one of the best pick-me-up programs out there, and now that there are board games, game shows, calendars, posters, and books, I thought I’d put together some of the most popular and frequently recited quotations from the show. Which quotation do you believe has received the most likes and shares on social media?

Friends Top Quotes

Rachel: See? Unisex.

Joey: Maybe *you* need sex. I just had it a few days ago.

Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.

Joey: I wouldn’t say no to that.


[Ross defends his fast eating habits to Rachel]

Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.

Friends Top Quotes

Ross: What are you doing tonight?

Chandler: Why, do you have a lecture?

Ross: No.

Chandler: Free as a bird, what’s up?


Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today?

Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we’ll be on our way.


Ross: First divorce: wife’s hidden sexuality, not my fault.

Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault.

Third divorce: they shouldn’t let you get married when you’re that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada’s fault.

Friends Top Quotes

[Ross and Rachel are picking out names for their baby, and have each 5 vetoes]

Ross: Curie.

Rachel: Veto. Rain.

Ross: Veto. Mark.

Rachel: Veto. Vince.

Ross: Veto. Lance.

Rachel: Veto. James.

Ross: Hmmm…Rachel: If it’s a girl.

Ross: Veto.

Phoebe: Is it just me, or is Vito beginning to sound real good?

Friends Top Quotes

Rachel: I don’t want my baby’s first words to be “How You Doing”


Phoebe: I’m going to get a coffee. Anybody want anything?

Monica: I’ll have a latte.

Ross: I’ll have a blueberry muffin, with a decaf.

Chandler: I’ll have a bagel with a little…

Phoebe: You know I was just being polite.

Friends Top Quotes

Janice: [Janice walks downstairs and finds Monica and Chandler looking at her house] What a small world!

Chandler: …And yet, I never run into Beyonce.


Joey: Oh, I’m sorry. Did I get you?

Chandler: It’s an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!


Friends Top Quotes

[Upon hearing Ross practicing the bagpipe for their wedding]

Monica: Why must your family be Scottish?

Chandler: Why must your family be *Ross*?


Ross: Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don’t even feel them.Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.


[Rachel doesn’t take his advice]

Joey: Fine. No one ever listens to me. If the package is this pretty, no one cares what’s inside.


Friends Top Quotes

Chandler: My dad slept with Mr. Gribaldi.

Monica: Who’s Mr. Gribaldi?

Chandler: DOES IT MATTER?


Monica: I’ll never have a first kiss again.

Phoebe: You’ll have a last kiss.


Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I’m sorry, not gonna happen.

Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.

Friends Top Quotes

Chandler: …And I’m not sure about this actor guy, because when he left a message and he heard my name “Chandler Bing”, he said “Woah! Short message!”


[Chandler’s drunk from having jello shots]

Monica: Stick out your tongue.


Joey: Oh, I’m sorry. Did I get you?

Chandler: It’s an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!


Friends Top Quotes

[Upon hearing Ross practicing the bagpipe for their wedding]

Monica: Why must your family be Scottish?

Chandler: Why must your family be *Ross*?


Ross: Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don’t even feel them.

Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.

Friends Top Quotes

Monica: I’ll never have a first kiss again.

Phoebe: You’ll have a last kiss.


Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I’m sorry, not gonna happen.

Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback

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