Let me set the scene: It’s Monday morning, you’re running late, and the only thing that can save your day is a steaming cup of caffeinated magic. But then comes the age-old question—Starbucks or Costa? It’s like choosing between two beloved sitcoms—Friends or The Office. Both have their charm, but your choice says a lot about you.
Join me as I sip my way through the Battle of the Brews and sneak in some fun facts, personal confessions, and even a pun or two. (You’ve been warned.)
First sip: the vibes
Walking into Starbucks feels like stepping into a modern-day coffee utopia. You’ve got the indie playlist softly crooning in the background, sleek interiors that scream, “Sit here and finish your novel!” and the comforting sight of people in beanies staring at their MacBooks. It’s a vibe.
But Costa? Costa’s is the coffee shop equivalent of your favourite blanket. It’s warm and cosy, and it is perfect for catching up with friends or people-watching while pretending to read a book. Plus, fewer people will judge you for dunking your biscuit into your cappuccino.
Fun Fact: Did you know the first Starbucks outside of North America opened in Tokyo in 1996? Costa, though, stayed true to its London roots for years before venturing out.
The menu: when choice becomes chaos
Starbucks is a paradise for indecisive people like me. You’ve got drinks so fancy they sound like they belong in a fashion show—Iced Brown Sugar Oat Shaken Espresso, anyone? For example, the cult favourite Pumpkin Spice Latte essentially aHowever, it is important to acknowledge that a significant portion of the enjoyment lies in observing the creative ways in which your name is misspelt on the cup.ively they misspell your name on the cup.
Costa keeps things a little more straightforward. Want a flat white? Done. Would you like a Frostino to quench your thirst during the summer? Sorted. There’s less stress and more coffee, which sometimes feels like a win.
Fun Fact: Starbucks’ Frappuccino has been trademarked since 1995. Costa might not have a trademarked drink, but their Mocha Italia blend is the same recipe the Costa brothers created over 50 years ago. Tradition, eh?
The caffeine buzz: strong or stronger?
I confess that I evaluate coffee based on its abiImagine my surprise when I discovered that Costa’s Flat White contains up to 277 mg of caffeine—almost twice the amount found in Starbucks’ standard latte.e Starbucks’ standard latte. It’s essentially an energy boost in a cup.
However, Starbucks is also a robust beverage. Their cold brew hits differently, especially on those sleepy afternoons when you need a second wind. It’s smooth, refreshing, and goes down quicker than your weekend plans.
Fun Fact: Starbucks once created a whopping 916 mg caffeine drink called the Venti Nitro Cold Brew. You’d probably be typing one cup faster than your Wi-Fi speed.
The loyalty perks: free coffee, anyone?
If you’re a fan of freebies, Costa is the clear winner—especially when it comes to coffee. After just eight drinks, you can earn a free coffee with their Costa Club. Starbucks’ Rewards Program, while flashier, feels like running a marathon for a single latte.
Not to be overlooked is Starbucks’ secret menu. Indeed, the rumours are accurate. If you’re brave enough to explain your order to the barista, you can order anything from a Pink Drink to a Nutella Frappuccino.
My verdict (and yours, probably)
If I’m feeling fancy, however, for a simple, soul-warming cup of coffee, Costa is the clear winner. I just want a no-nonsense coffee to warm my soul; Costa wins hands down. The beauty is, there’s no wrong choice—unless you skip coffee entirely (monsters!).
So, think about your mood next time you decide where to go. Fancy some caffeine chaos? Head to Starbucks. Crave Are you yearning for a cosy corner booth? Costa’s your jam. Either way, coffee is life; we’re all just waiting for that next sip.
