If you’re craving glitz, glamour, and a dash of Hollywood drama, let me introduce you to my latest obsession—Tom Tom. Yes, that Tom Tom, the dazzling hotspot from the Vanderpump Rules universe where the cocktails are as extra as the chandeliers, and every corner screams, “Take a selfie here.”
I recently decided to see what all the fuss was about, and let me tell you—this place lives up to the hype. So, grab a glass of something bubbly (trust me, you’ll be thirsty after this), because I’m about to spill all the sparkling details of my night at Tom Tom.
Let’s take you on a bubbly adventure through the charm and sparkle of Tom Tom. Are you ready to dive in?
Stepping Into a Vanderpump Wonderland
The second I walked through the doors, I felt like I’d stepped onto a Vanderpump Rules set—minus the screaming matches (though I wouldn’t have minded some light reality TV drama). The place is pure Instagram gold: plush velvet chairs you’ll want to sink into, chandeliers dripping with crystals, and lighting so flattering I swear it took five years off my face.
Every inch of the space has Lisa Vanderpump’s signature touch—that perfect blend of opulence and whimsy. Picture Versailles, but with better cocktails and fewer powdered wigs. Naturally, my first stop was the infamous statement wall because, well, pics or it didn’t happen.
Cocktails That Deserve Their Own Reality Show
Now, onto the main event: the drinks. Honestly, calling them “drinks” feels like an insult. These are masterpieces—each one crafted with the kind of attention to detail you’d expect from a place that’s 50% bar, 50% aesthetic wonderland.
My must-try cocktails:
- The Clockwork Pink
A gin-based beauty with citrus and floral notes that’s basically a sunset in a glass. It’s refreshing, light, and dangerously easy to sip. - The Kentucky Muffin
Bourbon lovers, this one’s for you. Sweet, spicy, and with just enough kick to make you feel like you’ve made a bold life choice (in the best way). - Matcha Matcha Man
Yep, that’s the actual name. A creamy, matcha-infused cocktail that’s weirdly addictive. I didn’t expect to love it, but here we are.
Pro Tip:
Don’t just stick to the menu. Ask the bartender what their favourite off-menu creation is. I did, and it led me to a secret spicy margarita that I’m convinced could solve most of life’s problems.
A Menu That’s Basically a Global Food Tour
After a couple of cocktails, the munchies hit hard. Luckily, Tom Tom’s menu isn’t just an afterthought—it’s a culinary adventure. Think global flavours with a Vanderpump twist.
What I Ordered (And You Should Too):
- Truffle Fries
Crispy, golden, and sprinkled with just the right amount of truffle magic. I’d fight someone for the last fry. No shame. - Spicy Tuna on Crispy Rice
A little crunchy, a little spicy, and 100% addictive. I ordered it twice. Yes, in one sitting. - Vanderpump Vegan Curry
Even if you’re not vegan, this dish is a must. It’s bold, aromatic, and somehow comforting in that “I didn’t know I needed this” way.
Dessert? Oh, You Bet.
The chocolate lava cake was pure, molten perfection. If I could write a love letter to it, I would.
Another Pro Tip:
Go tapas-style and share everything. That way, you get to taste it without the dreaded food envy when your friend’s dish looks better than yours.
The Service? Basically Reality TV-Ready
Let’s talk about the staff because they are absolute legends. Friendly, knowledgeable, and with just the right amount of cheekiness to make the night feel fun rather than formal.
When I couldn’t decide between two cocktails, our server didn’t just recommend one—they brought me a mini-tasting. A MINI TASTING. Where else does that happen?
The Vibes Are Immaculate (And the Entertainment’s Not Bad Either)
Tom Tom isn’t just about the food and drinks—it’s about the vibe. On the night I went, a live DJ spun the perfect blend of chill beats and dancefloor bangers. One minute I was sipping my cocktail like a sophisticated adult; the next I was on my feet channelling my inner Scheana Shay.
You might even catch a live performance or two if you’re lucky. And who knows—you might spot a Vanderpump Rules cast member lurking in the corner. Spoiler: I didn’t, but that didn’t stop me from dramatically scanning the room every 10 minutes.) Perfect for… Literally Any Occasion
Tom Tom isn’t just a bar; it’s a whole mood. Whether you’re out for:
- Girls’ Night: Order all the cocktails and spill all the tea.
- Date Night: The lighting alone will have you looking like you walked out of a rom-com.
- Solo Vibes: Yep, I’d 100% come here alone just to people-watch with a fancy drink in hand.
And if you’re a Vanderpump Rules fan? It’s basically sacred ground.
Final Thoughts: Should You Go?
Absolutely.
Tom Tom isn’t just a place to grab a drink—it’s an experience. Every moment feels special, from the over-the-top decor to the meticulously crafted cocktails. It’s where luxury meets fun, every sip feels like a celebration, and you can live your best Vanderpump fantasy—even if just for one night.
So, what are you waiting for? Put on your sparkliest outfit, text your crew, and book that reservation. Trust me, Tom Tom will have you saying, “We need to come back here,” before you finish your first drink.
