Ah, the morning after the night before! We’ve all been there — waking up with that pounding head, dry mouth, and the feeling that maybe that last drink was a terrible idea. But fear not! This is your ultimate, fun, and slightly cheeky guide to the best hangover cures and how to feel like yourself again.
Hangover No More: Hangover Cures You Need
The Morning After: Face It, Own It → The Morning After Hangover: Face It, Own It
First things first, embrace the hangover. You had fun last night — maybe too much fun — and your body is just reminding you. Step one in recovery is acceptance (and maybe a tiny bit of regret). I always start with a dramatic sigh, a scroll through my camera roll to confirm that I didn’t text my ex, and then straight to step two.
Sometimes, I even make a little ritual out of it — I shuffle to the kitchen, hair a mess, and grab the biggest glass I can find. It’s my “we survived” moment.
Hydration Station: Water Is Your BFF → Best Hangover Cure #1: Hydration Station
Alcohol dehydrates you, which is why hydration is the number one hangover cure. Your first mission: hydrate, hydrate, hydrate! Keep a large glass of water by your bed, and if you’re really on top of things, add an electrolyte packet or coconut water for bonus points. Sports drinks work too, but I love adding a splash of fresh lemon or cucumber to make it feel like a mini spa day.
Pro tip: I like to chase every glass of water with a deep breath and a “never again” promise… that I’ll probably break next weekend.
Hydration isn’t just about water, though. Soups, broths, or even juicy fruits like watermelon and oranges can help rehydrate you faster and soothe your stomach. My go-to hangover brunch drink? A tall glass of water followed by an iced coconut water with a pinch of pink salt.
Brunch Bonanza: Fuel Your Comeback → Best Hangover Cure #2: Eat a Nourishing Brunch
Your body is craving nutrients, and a hearty brunch is one of the best hangover remedies you can give your liver, and nothing says “I forgive you” to your liver like a hearty breakfast. Go for:
- Eggs for protein and to help break down toxins
- Bananas for potassium to restore electrolytes
- Avocado toast because you’re still fancy, even with a headache
- Whole-grain toast or bagels to settle your stomach and boost blood sugar
And yes, carbs are your friend today. That slice of toast or bagel is basically a hug for your stomach. Sometimes I add a drizzle of honey to my toast — it gives you a little natural sugar boost without overloading your system.
If cooking feels like climbing a mountain, don’t be afraid to order delivery. A breakfast burrito or classic eggs-and-toast combo can feel like magic.
Pickle Power: Electrolytes with a Kick → Best Hangover Cure #3: Pickle Power & Electrolytes
IIf you’re brave, pickle juice is a secret hangover remedy packed with electrolytes. It’s packed with electrolytes and might even settle that queasy stomach. Sure, it’s not glamorous, but I swear by it after a particularly wild karaoke night.
No pickles on hand? A splash of olive brine, sauerkraut juice, or even a DIY electrolyte drink with water, a pinch of salt, and a little lemon can help. Your body just wants balance back, and salty sips can speed that up.
Sweat It Out: Gentle Movement Wins → Best Hangover Cure #4: Gentle Movement
Gentle movement is one of the most underrated natural hangover cures. But hear me out: a gentle walk or a slow yoga flow gets your blood pumping, releases endorphins, and helps you feel human again. Even ten minutes of stretching can make a world of difference.
Note: Heavy workouts are a no-go. This is recovery mode, not beast mode. Think “sun salutation” not “spin class.”
I like to step outside for a bit of fresh air, even if it’s just a walk to the corner shop for a croissant. The sunlight resets your circadian rhythm and can boost your mood.
Hair of the Dog: Myth or Madness? → Hair of the Dog: Hangover Cure Myth or Madness?
A cheeky mimosa might feel like a cure, but it’s only delaying the inevitable. I save the “hair of the dog” trick for vacations, but for real recovery, stick to mocktails, smoothies, or a refreshing iced tea.
If you’re craving the ritual of a drink in hand, make a sparkling water with a squeeze of citrus. It keeps the vibe without keeping the headache alive.
Netflix and Nap: Rest Is Magic → Best Hangover Cure #5: Netflix and Nap
Finally, give your body the TLC it deserves — rest is the ultimate hangover cure. Grab your softest blanket, line up your comfort show (mine is Brooklyn Nine-Nine), and let yourself nap. Sleep is the ultimate reset button.
I also like to treat hangover recovery as a mini self-care day. Think face mask, cozy socks, and no guilt for doing absolutely nothing. By evening, you’ll feel like a new person.
Hangover Survival Recap: Quick Hangover Cures
- Hydrate like it’s your job.
- Eat a nourishing breakfast.
- Try a splash of pickle juice (if you dare).
- Move gently to wake up your body.
- Rest, relax, and let time work its magic.
Next time, pace yourself and drink water between cocktails — but if you find yourself here again, you know exactly what to do!
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