Get your forks ready and your awkward small talk rehearsed because Come Dine With Me That’s right, the gloriously chaotic dinner party show we’ve all screamed at the telly about is getting a Maltese makeover. And yes, there will be pastizzi, passive-aggressive plating, and plenty of wine-fuelled shade.
When’s It On?
Set your alarms – or, let’s be honest, just leave the TV on – because Come Dine With Me Malta kicks off Sunday 23rd March at 8:45pm on TVM.
And it’s not just a one-night affair. The show will air every night from Sunday to Thursday, serving up a fresh host and dinner party each evening. That’s five episodes a week, five bold home cooks, and one very juicy €1,000 cash prize at the end of it.
Basically: your new weeknight obsession has arrived.
What’s the Format?
Five Maltese strangers take turns hosting a three-course dinner in their homes. The catch? They have to rate each other’s food, décor, and hosting skills in secret. Cue awkward compliments, side-eye over soup, and menu choices that’ll have you shouting “MELA, NO!” at the screen.
By Thursday night, one host will be crowned the winner – and the others will just be glad they survived the week without food poisoning or a full-blown dinner table showdown.
Maltese Flavour? Oh, You Bet.
This isn’t just a copy-paste of the UK version – this one’s proudly local. Expect dishes like fenkata, ross il-forn, and whatever your nanna used to make (but slightly overcooked).
The homes? Real Maltese kitchens. The drama? Served fresh with a side of sarcasm. The commentary? Absolutely savage – courtesy of the one and only Eileen Montesin.
Yes, she’s back on our screens and she’s narrating every awkward pause and burnt soufflé with the sass we all know and love. If anyone can describe a soggy tiramisu with elegance and fire, it’s her.
Who’s Cooking Up Trouble?
Week one kicks off with Molly, Damian, Jean Paul, Ramses, and Marie – a fabulous mix of personalities, bold flavours, and likely culinary chaos.
Expect themed nights, flaming pans, suspicious wine pairings, and that iconic moment when a guest pretends to love the food while discreetly hiding it under a lettuce leaf. We don’t know who’s going to win – but we do know we’ll be watching every awkward bite of it.
Can You Apply?
Season one is currently in production, and if the show proves to be successful, there’s a strong likelihood that season two will welcome applications. If you possess a flair for hosting, enjoy friendly competition, and don’t mind a little TV chaos, stay vigilant. Your kitchen could be the next national battleground.
Verdict?
Between Eileen’s iconic narration, the Maltese kitchen madness, and a glorious parade of bold cooking and real-life awkwardness, Come Dine With Me Malta is the most fun you’ll have watching dinner this year. Whether you’re a foodie, a reality TV addict, or just here for the laughs, this is your new weeknight binge.
Malta – dinner is served, and it’s absolutely unmissable
