How to Deal with Cyclone Alfred

Brace yourselves, Queenslanders! Tropical Cyclone Alfred is rapidly approaching the coast, prepared to disrupt the situation with strong winds and copious amounts of rain. But don’t worry—we’ve got you covered with this entertaining yet crucial guide on how to navigate the chaos effectively.

1. Get Your Emergency Kit Ready (Aka the Storm Survival Pack)

Before Alfred arrives, stock up on the essentials! Here’s what you need:

• Water: At least three days’ worth (because no one wants to drink rainwater!).
• Food: Non-perishables—think tinned beans, crackers, and chocolate (critical!).
• Batteries & Torches: Power cuts are coming, so don’t get caught in the dark.
• First Aid Kit: Just in case.
• Portable Phone Charger: For those emergency TikToks… and, of course, actual emergencies.
• Important Documents: Keep them in a waterproof bag—no one wants a soggy passport!

Refer to this full emergency checklist!

2. Secure Your Home (Fortress Mode: Activated)

• Windows & Doors: Board them up or use storm shutters. No one wants an impromptu indoor water feature!
• Clear the Yard: Bring in anything that could become a flying projectile (bye-bye garden gnomes!).
• Sandbags: If you’re in a flood-prone area, grab some to keep the water out.
• Unplug Electronics: Power surges can fry your devices. (Yes, even your PlayStation!)

3. Know Your Escape Plan

If authorities say EVACUATE, don’t wait until your street looks like Venice!

• Find the nearest evacuation centre.
• Pack a go-bag with essentials.
• Fill up your car’s fuel tank in advance (because petrol stations won’t be open mid-storm!).

See Queensland’s official evacuation routes

4. Stay Updated (No, Facebook Rumours Don’t Count!)

• Follow official sources like the Bureau of Meteorology.
• Tune in to local radio stations.
• Sign up for emergency alerts.
• Ignore Barry on Facebook saying it’s “just a bit of rain”.

Live weather updates on Cyclone Alfred

5. Avoid the Coast — No Cyclone Selfies!

We get it; giant waves look cool. However, five-meter swells are not to be taken lightly. Avoid going to the beach, refrain from surfing, and steer clear of driving through flooded streets!

6. After the Storm – Stay Cautious

Once Alfred moves on, the danger isn’t over just yet:

• Watch out for flooding—water levels can rise even after the rain stops.
• Be careful of fallen power lines—do NOT play limbo with them!
• Check in on neighbours and loved ones—make sure everyone is safe.
• Avoid drinking tap water until authorities give the all-clear.

Final Thought: You’ve Got This!

Cyclone Despite Alfred’s strength, you can safely navigate through it with proper preparation and a calm mindset. Stay inside, stay informed, and keep those snacks close. See you on the other side, Queensland!