Brace yourselves, Queenslanders! Tropical Cyclone Alfred is storming towards the coast, ready to shake things up with powerful winds and a whole lot of rain. But don’t worry—we’ve got you covered with this fun (but seriously important) guide on how to handle the chaos like a pro.
1. Get Your Emergency Kit Ready (Aka the Storm Survival Pack)
Before Alfred arrives, stock up on the essentials! Here’s what you need:
- Water: At least three days’ worth (because no one wants to drink rainwater!).
- Food: Non-perishables—think tinned beans, crackers, and chocolate (very important!).
- Batteries & Torches: Power cuts are coming, so don’t get caught in the dark.
- First Aid Kit: Just in case.
- Portable Phone Charger: For those emergency TikToks… and, of course, actual emergencies.
- Important Documents: Keep them in a waterproof bag—no one wants a soggy passport!
Check out this full emergency checklist!
2. Secure Your Home (Fortress Mode: Activated)
- Windows & Doors: Board them up or use storm shutters. No one wants an impromptu indoor water feature!
- Clear the Yard: Bring in anything that could become a flying projectile (bye-bye garden gnomes!).
- Sandbags: If you’re in a flood-prone area, grab some to keep the water out.
- Unplug Electronics: Power surges can fry your devices. (Yes, even your PlayStation!)
3. Know Your Escape Plan
If authorities say EVACUATE, don’t wait until your street looks like Venice!
- Find your nearest evacuation centre.
- Pack a go-bag with essentials.
- Fill up your car’s fuel tank in advance (because petrol stations won’t be open mid-storm!).
See Queensland’s official evacuation routes
4. Stay Updated (No, Facebook Rumours Don’t Count!)
- Follow official sources like the Bureau of Meteorology.
- Tune in to local radio stations.
- Sign up for emergency alerts.
- Ignore Barry on Facebook saying it’s “just a bit of rain.”
Live weather updates on Cyclone Alfred
5. Avoid the Coast – No Cyclone Selfies!
We get it, giant waves look cool. But five-metre swells are no joke. Stay away from the beach, don’t go surfing, and for goodness’ sake, avoid driving through flooded streets!
6. After the Storm – Stay Cautious
Once Alfred moves on, the danger isn’t over just yet:
- Watch out for flooding—water levels can rise even after the rain stops.
- Be careful of fallen power lines—do NOT play limbo with them!
- Check on neighbours and loved ones—make sure everyone is safe.
- Avoid drinking tap water until authorities give the all-clear.
Final Thought: You’ve Got This!
Cyclone Alfred might be packing a punch, but with the right prep and a level head, you’ll get through it safely. Stay inside, stay informed, and keep those snacks close. See you on the other side, Queensland!
