If you’ve spent any time in Malta’s cocktail scene, chances are you’ve heard whispers—or full-on cheers—about one name in particular: Joseph Taliana, better known as Mr Cocktail. With a shaker in one hand and a cheeky grin in the other, Joseph has turned cocktail-making into a performance, a passion, and quite frankly, a party on wheels.
This isn’t your average bartender. This is Malta’s very own cocktail crusader—and he’s bringing the bar straight to your doorstep.
The Mr Cocktail Van: Where the Bar Comes to You
Forget queueing at the bar. Would you consider having it delivered directly to your front door instead? Joseph’s legendary mobile cocktail van is as fun as it is functional. It’s a fully loaded, neon-lit drink dreamland on wheels—complete with fresh fruits, top-shelf spirits, and more flair than a Friday night in Paceville.
Beachside birthday? Festa night? Midweek pick-me-up? Whatever the vibe, the Mr Cocktail van turns it into an occasion.
You’ll spot it parked at private parties, buzzing events, and even making surprise house calls. No matter where it is, you’ll hear the music, smell the citrus, and feel the good vibes long before you see it.
Classic Cocktails or Surprising Sips? He Does Both
Mr Cocktail doesn’t just pour drinks—he crafts them. He crafts them with flair, finesse, and a dash of entertainment. From fresh mojitos that taste like summer in a glass, to zesty margaritas that pack the perfect punch, Joseph nails the classics. But he’s also the man behind some of Malta’s most unexpected (and delicious) concoctions. Tequila sunrise, anyone?
And the best bit? Observing him perform his magic adds to the enjoyment. Cocktail-making becomes a performance—and Joseph is the star of the show.
Spotlight on St Julian’s Festa: Where Mr Cocktail Shines
Visit Tigné Seafront during St Julian’s Festa to witness Mr Cocktail in his prime. The van glows under the festa lights, the speakers pump out feel-good tunes, and the queue never seems to end.
This isn’t just a pitstop for drinks—it’s a party magnet.
Locals and tourists alike crowd around, clutching colourful cocktails and snapping selfies with Joseph. It’s a masterclass in mixology, and a highlight of the festa for many.
More Than Cocktails—It’s the Joseph Taliana Experience
What truly sets Mr Cocktail apart? Joseph himself. He is not only a mixologist, but also an entertainer, a perfectionist, and a people person at heart. You feel as though he crafted each cocktail specifically for you. Indeed, it was tailor-made for you.
He remembers faces, customises flavours, and adds a personal touch to every order. You don’t just get a drink—you get a moment. And it’s those little moments that guests remember long after the party ends.
Sip, Sip, Hooray—Cocktail Delivery Is Now a Thing
Didn’t think the experience could get any better? Think again. Now offering free cocktail delivery, Joseph brings your favourite handmade drinks straight to your sofa.
Hosting a small gathering? Sorted. Need a little ‘treat yourself’ moment after work? Easy. Want something fancy while watching your latest Netflix obsession? Delivered.
Call 9980 2370 or email mrcocktailmanvan@hotmail.com to place your order. Then sit back, sip, and enjoy the kind of cocktail usually reserved for rooftop bars and fancy lounges—without leaving home
A Reputation Stirred (Not Shaken) by Quality
With an impressive 4.4-star rating across 43 glowing reviews, Mr Cocktail isn’t just a novelty—he’s the real deal. Every review echoes the same themes: flawless drinks, infectious energy, and unforgettable nights.
It’s not just about what’s in the glass. It’s about the experience, the people, and the stories that come with every pour.
Our Final Sip: You Haven’t Truly Partied in Malta Until You’ve Had a Mr Cocktail
So here’s our honest opinion: once you’ve had a drink from Mr Cocktail, regular bars just won’t cut it anymore.
Joseph always brings the party with him, whether you catch him at a festa, book him for your big celebration, or order a round to your living room.
