Best Geordie Shore quotes

Reality TV isn’t my thing, as some of you may already know. That’s a lie; I’m still unsure what you mean. I’m not very smart, especially regarding language and humour, which are always bad. Ah, the Geordie Shore quotes. Geordie Shore on MTV, on the other hand, is pure, unadulterated entertainment, and I can’t get enough of it these days. It’s easy, silly, and always a surprise. Here are some of the best Geordie Shore quotes!

So, I’ve compiled a list of the most memorable lines from the show’s beginning until now. People I went out with talked about it all the time.

Nee – no· Dee – do· Gan – go· Divvin’ – don’t · Doon – down· Toon – Newcastle city centre and Newcastle United FC· Propa – very, really or significantly· Owa means “over”, Neet means “night”, and us means “me”.

A little help with the Newcastle slang

• “He’ll wine you, he’ll dine you, he’ll sixty-fuckin’-nine you.” –(Vicky)
• “On a scale from 1 to 10, I’m 4.5 per cent fit and 6.5 per cent fat! Oh shit, that’s 11!” –(Charlotte)
• “We’re enjoying ourselves immensely in Amsterdam… I’ve always wanted to be in Germany.” – (-(Scottie T)

• “You need to forget about the parsnip and feel the real Mexican coconuts.” -(In Cancun, Sophie)
• “I love it when Jay’s drunk. He resembles a large, ungainly gorilla. – (-(Charlotte)
• “Never go to the toilet with a scorpion; it’s just a bad idea.” – (Charlotte)

• “The lasagne is looking a bit brown; I’m wondering if Joel’s got his fake tan mixed in by mistake.” –(James)

• “All I know is that once I’m done with these Australian girls, Bondi Rescue’s phone will ring nonstop.” – (Gaz)

• “He looks like fucking Crocodile Dundee has gone wrong, and he smells like the horse he rode in.” – (James)

If you haven’t seen the series, catch up on MTV or follow their page! It will really make you laugh!

There is always something! As they say, booze, trashing, banging, and banter.

“Let’s get fucking mortal!” – Still don’t get why it’s called that…?

And there you have it, pet! The best Geordie Shore quotes that had us howling, cringing, and shouting ‘WHEY AYE!’ Whether it’s Gaz’s legendary chat, Charlotte’s chaotic one-liners, or pure mortal madness, these quotes prove why the show remains iconic. So the next time you’re out on the toon, embrace your inner Geordie and enjoy the good times, but perhaps avoid the parsnip chat!