Reality TV isn’t my thing, as some of you may already know. That’s a lie; I’m still unsure what you mean. I’m not very smart, especially regarding language and humour (which is always crud). Ah, the Geordie Shore quotes. Geordie Shore on MTV, on the other hand, is pure, unadulterated entertainment, and I can’t get enough of it these days. It’s easy, silly, and always a surprise. Here are some best Geordie Shore quotes!
So, I’ve compiled a list of the most memorable lines from the show’s beginning until now. People I went out with talked about it all the time.
Nee – no· Dee – do· Gan – go· Divvin’ – don’t · Doon – down· Toon – Newcastle city centre and Newcastle United FC· Propa – very, really or significantly· Owa – over· Neet – night· Us – me.
A little help with the Newcastle slang
- “he’ll wine ya, he’ll dine ya, he’ll sixty-fuckin’-nine ya.” –(Vicky)
- “On a scale from 1 to 10 I’m 4,5 percent fit and 6,5 percent fat! Oh shit, that’s 11! “-(Charlotte)
- “We’re having a mint time in Amsterdam… I’ve always wanted to be in Germany” –(Scottie T)
- “You need to forget about the parsnip and feel them real Mexican coconuts. “-(In Cancun,shopie)
- “I love it when Jay’s drunk. He’s like a big, clumsy, silverback gorilla” –(Charlotte)
- “Never go to the toilet with a scorpion, it’s just a bad idea” – (Charlotte)
- “The lasagne is looking a bit brown, I’m wondering if Joel’s got his fake tan mixed in by mistake” –(James)
- “All I know is once I’ve finished with these Australian girls, Bondi Rescue’s phone is gonna ring off the hook.” – (Gaz)
- “He looks like f**king Crocodile Dundee gone wrong and he smells like the horse he rode in on.” – (James)
There you have it; if you haven’t managed to catch the series, check catch-up and updates on MTV or follow their page! It will super make you laugh!
There is always something! As they say, booze, tashing, banging, and banter.
“Let’s get f***ing mortal!” – Still don’t get why it’s called that….?
And there you have it, pet! The best Geordie Shore quotes that had us howling, cringing, and shouting ‘WHEY AYE!’ Whether it’s Gaz’s legendary chat, Charlotte’s chaotic one-liners, or pure mortal madness, these quotes prove why the show remains iconic. So next time you’re out on the toon, channel your inner Geordie and let the good times roll—just maybe skip the parsnip chat!
